A scene from the station platform which drawings not from it

Sometimes you had to wait around the train station all night, a packet of nuts in one hand, a menu for Yummy Ho Chinese takeaway, Stamford street, in the other. If only to get a little bit peace (sic).
Some say peace is easy, if only you’ll fill in this this form, stand on one leg, get a bike with massive tyres, change tooth brush for this one instead.
‘But you might still get a puncture.’
Well, yes. I suppose you might.
‘Then what?’
The man put the packet of nuts down on the station platform and leafed through the menu.
He was not a very detailed man, and his shoulder went up when he gestured obscenely at the lines man, when he did this. He was smoking a tab at the back of my diary 2024.
But he wasn’t doing this then, which is inconvenient, as I’m not talking about him then but on the train station platform now, which is not now exactly (I’m in the toilets at work? Better not be). He was waiting for his train.
‘They come like falling rain,’ a mechanical voice said over the tannoy.
The man noticed this but he picked up his nuts and pretended he didn’t.
‘I’m not hungry, anyway,’ he said and wandered off onto the night.
(Applause.)
When his train came, I drew a bloke on the next page who was balding blatantly, and he didn’t comb it over to conceal it cos my dad doesn’t like that on account of growing up with Bobby Charlton doing it when he was a kid and it looked daft after a while - especially when running.

The man shook his head. He was tired. His shirts were all from Marks & Spencer and he regularly forgot the recycling.
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